Statement 1:
Political correctness deems that all races and all cultures should live together happily in racial harmony. It demands that there must be no barriers to the free movement of people around the world. There must be no immigration controls.

Golli's verdict: The words 'Common sense' appear to have been substituted.

Gipsys are now refered to as being travellers.
Tell that to the Levellers.
A few of the travellers that we've met have been honest and interesting. As for the Gippo fair workers, come on get real. Remember waiting for your change whilst driving the dodgems?

In the late 60's I once was a proud owner of a Johnny Seven.
Tried buying one for a mates son's xmas pressie and was told I was a sick-fuck. Explain that to the kids of Iraq.


A recent heavy down pour resulted in a serious overload of our 1940's drainage system. Rang the council and was reminded that the displaced man hole cover is now called a 'drainage cover'. Just listen to the problem arsehole and stop ignoring it by being so fucking PC.

Reminds me of a little boy in Holland who rang his local government authority to say he was preventing his home from being flooded by sticking his finger in the dyke.

Imagine it in this country!
Council twat:How old is the dyke ?
Small boy :Err dunno, me mum's age ?.
Council twat: Social services are on their way.

70's-Tastic.........

Trachoma, Tapeworm, Roundworm, Salmonellosis, Giardia etc can easily be contracted by touching door handles, loose change, Aussie lager.

Jocko's verdict: Game of footie in the park? Yes please. Bit of dog shit? No problem. Get your mates to remove their best Pringle sweaters and instant jumpers for goal posts.Watch them gag come the final whistle.Last witnessed in Poland 2006.